Our story should begin with Bob and Joe.

But we will get to them soon. We open our

story with the Queen of England...

CHAPTER ONE: THE QUEENS

DECISION

Once upon a time, in the Queens palace in

England, Queen Person III was looking

things up. “Maids!” She suddenly called to

her maids, “See this here?” The queen held

up her phone and the maid saw it was on

Wikipedia. The article said, 'To get to the

recipe for the most perfectly wonderful

pancakes of all time, you must go to the

unknown lands and find the carefully

guarded stone tablet, of which it was written

on.' “Yes...” Her maid replied. “Well, I have

decided to draw a random name out of a hat

and order them to find me the perfect

recipe!” Person III said. “Very well,” The

maid advised, “But don't write absurd names

that no one will have, or else you will not

get the help you need.”

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CHAPTER TWO: THE QUEEN FINDS JOE

“I have here, in this hat...” The queen announced

in front of all of England the next morning on her

balcony, “...Names. If I call your name, please

speak up. The chosen one will go into many

dangers to find me the perfect pancake recipe.

All right, here is the winning name:... JOE!”

There was silence. Nobody spoke up. “Is

ANYONE here named Joe?!?” The queen asked.

Everybody was still silent. “Very well. I shall

have to ask around in other countries if anyone

wants to find the recipe for me. In the meantime,

name your babies Joe, for crying out loud!

Sheesh...” She walked away.

“Is anyone named Joe?” The queen asked in

Germany, Australia, Columbia, and all of the

other 191 countries in the world. All times, she

met with silence. But then she remembered one

other country: The USA! She immediately

rushed over and, in front of all the people, said,

“IS ANYONE HERE NAMED JOE?” She met

with silence, again. “Alright, I guess I'll have to

draw another name...” She grumbled, stalking

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off. But then... “Wait! Sorry I'm late! I'm here

your majesty—sir—ma'am—queen! I am Joe!

I can take your quest!” Joe shouted, still in

Greasetime work clothes. The queen turned

around, surprised. “Why... really? Your name is

JOE? Why, the only Joe in the world! So

unique! But are you sure you would like to

take me up on my offer for a quest? I mean, it

is very hard! You may die! But anyway, I'm so

glad you are going to take me up! I don't care

if you die.” “Why, I'm ready for anything!

Heck, I've gone to the moon! When do I start?”

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CHAPTER THREE: CONVINCING BOB

"Really, Bob! I really DID get a quest request

from the queen of England! Why don't you

believe me???" Joe was talking to Bob, who was

laughing on the floor. "Oh, I don't know..." Bob

answered in a sarcastic tone, "Maybe because

she DIDN'T?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-

hahahahaha!!" Grrrrrrr! Joe was really angry

now. "I'll show you!" He shouted at Bob, "I'm

going to Call the queen of England! "Yeah,

right!" Laughed Bob, as Joe punched numbers

into the phone. "Hello?" Joe was saying into the

phone, "This is Joe... Hmm? I'm the Joe that is

going on your quest, remember? Who is

this???...What? The Queen of Australia? Oops,

wrong number. Sorry." Joe was mad as can be

now with Bob laughing all over the floor. The

doorbell rang. Joe opened it. "Hello, Joe. I'm

here to say your quest begins tomorrow. Having

trouble? Goodbye." Queen Person III closed the

door. Joe looked at bob, a smug smile on his

face. Bob's mouth was hanging open. "I told

you." said Joe.

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CHAPTER FOUR: THE QUEST BEGINS

After Joe finally convinced Bob that the Queen

of England had given him a quest request, they

were ready to begin. Joe had the Queen's map

in one hand, and his lucky stuffed cow in the

other. Bob was tagging along because he had

nothing else to do. "Alright, Bob!" Joe was

saying, looking at the map, "we go two miles

eastward, one mile back, three miles westward,

and then two miles back. Easy enough!" Doing

that took all day because Bob needed food

every three minutes. But finally, they stopped

for camp.

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(camp was two feet from their house) Joe set up

his tent, which was nothing special, and Bob set

up a giant bounce house which he planned on

staying in. They lit a fire, cooked their food,

(except Bob, who was quite full) and tried to go

to sleep. I say try, because Bob was bouncing all

night long. Joe finally drifted off at one point,

and then it was morning.

Joe came out of his tent, and the first thing he

noticed was that the bounce house was gone.

Then he noticed Bob, looking bigger than usual

and his eyes wide open looking like he hadn't

slept a wink last night, right smack in the middle

of camp.

Joe

looked

very tiny

compared

to Bob.

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Suddenly, Bob barfed all over Joe, and the

bounce house came with it! Joe didn't really

mind, because he liked to bounce on deflated

heavy-duty nylon and cow vomit.

The next day was basically the same as

yesterday, and the night was uneventful.

CHAPTER FIVE: LOSING THE MAP

Joe wanted to keep going the next day, but Bob

refused. He said that the map was getting them

nowhere and that they should just wing it. Joe

didn't like that idea, but Bob grabbed the map

from him and tossed it in a nearby river. It

floated, and was gushing down the river super

fast! Joe ran to grab it, but he never could.

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Bob was laughing uncontrollably

when he caught up, and Joe was

really mad.

The river flowed

through a giant filter

in the water, and all

the non-water stuff,

like garbage, was in a

big heap at the side

of the river. Joe was about to grab the map, but

just then a garbage truck drove up and took the

heap away! Joe started chasing the truck, and

he ended up right next to the GBHQ (The

Garbage Boys Headquarters)...

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CHAPTER SIX: GB HEADQUARTERS

Joe knew that the only way to get to the map

was to go inside GBHQ and ask for it. And

when he went inside, the New Guy working at

the front desk graciously allowed him to go

inside the Garbage room to look. But when Joe

walked in, the door closed behind him and

LOCKED. Joe was scared, as it was pitch black

in the room, but he was brave. He lit a match,

and looked around. he didn't see the map, but he

did realize he was in the Paper Garbage room!

Don't panic just yet... Joe thought, before I

panic, I should at least find the map. So he went

looking for the map. But while he was looking,

he got careless, and the match set some paper

on fire! In exactly 00:00:01:12 (one point

twelve seconds) all the paper in the room was

on fire. Joe saw the map, grabbed it, and ran for

the door. It was still locked, and Joe was about

to give up hope.

But he noticed that by and by, the New Guy

would come in to check on Joe, not noticing the

huge fire, and then closing the door again.

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Eventually, Joe got smart and waited until the

New Guy came in, and before he had a chance

to close the door, Joe bolted through. He ran to

the exit, and burst outside! But the New Guy

was chasing him yelling something about

illegally stealing garbage, but Joe managed to

lose him by ducking behind a random grape. He

went back to Bob, and went to sleep for eighty-

four hours...

CHAPTER SEVEN: FINDING A FAKE

Joe was still sleeping when it came nighttime,

so Bob decided to go to sleep without waking

him up for bedtime.

The morning had come. Joe woke up before

Bob and grabbed the map. He tiptoed out of

camp and towards the direction on the map.

Then, finally, he found it: the legendary recipe

for the Best Pancakes Ever! Joe was so happy,

he was happy! But it was guarded by evil-

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looking lions who growled on a timer every

00:00:48 (point forty-eight) seconds. Joe was

still happy, but he was also scared and worried.

How can I get the map? What should I do? And

how? All these thoughts ran through Joe's head

at once. He had no idea. But then, he DID have

an idea! It was like a light bulb went off inside

his brain.

It was so simple! He

didn't know why he

hadn't thought of it

before. He held the

map tightly, and

jumped over the lions

with super-human

strength! Then he

grabbed the stone-

with-writing-on-it

and ran! He got all

the way back to camp

before he stopped to

look at it. Bob was

up by this point.

That's when Joe

woke up. It was

morning.

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CHAPTER EIGHT: GETTING LOST

Bob and Joe set out the next morning, after

Joe told all about his crazy dream, and

Bob angrily answering that Joe wasn't up

in time to make bacon for breakfast and he

was never going to let him forget it. Joe

wanted to go on worldtravelguide.net, but

Bob refused, and exactly 00:12:04:63

(twelve minutes, four point sixty-three

seconds) later, they had fallen through a

large hole and were hopelessly lost. Bob

tried calling for help, but it was to no

avail. Joe was just angry that they were on

a pathway in the middle of a town park,

and there was a map with directions on it,

but they were in early modern English

(like Shakespeare) and they couldn't

understand it. A person would pass by

every ten or so minutes, but THEY spoke

in early modern English, too, so neither

Bob nor Joe could understand a word.

That's when Bob realized: THEY WERE

BACK IN TIME!

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Bob hysterically blurted out the news to

everyone, which no one heard, since no

one hear spoke regular English. -Joe

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CHAPTER NINE: BACK IN TIME

When Bob realized that they were somehow

back in time, he squealed. "I wish I had caught

that on video!" Joe had said. Bob didn't really

know what to do when you're back in time, so

he started running around in large circles, still

squealing. Joe was smart, however, and even

though there was no Wi-Fi, he always kept an

emergency document on his phone titled, "What

to Do If You're Back in Time".

The first page of his document is featured here:

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What To Do If You're Back In Time:

A Step-to-Step Guide on What To Do if you're ever back in time

ASK AROUND

If you're ever stranded back In time, always ask around if

anyone has ever heard of your time or perhaps has a spare

time machine that you could borrow for a small period.

DON'T MOVE

If you're ever stranded back in time, the single most

IMPORTANT thing that you must always do is: don't move.

That's right, don't move a muscle. Your newfangled clothes

may attract some attention, so people have to think an artist

made a futuristic statue. Always do this, and put a nameplate

with a random guy's name on it by your feet. If you have a

pedestal, that would make things better, too. Of course, doing

this also makes it hard to do step #1, but it is better safe than

sorry. It is better to do step 2 than step 1 and 2. But do 1 if yo

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Joe was thinking this was kind of useless, and

he realized he had never read it before. He was

starting to wonder about all the other

emergency documents that were on his LPhone,

when Bob suddenly stopped running around in

large circles and squealing. He thought they

should look around, and check the place out...

The first person they met was William

Shakespeare, but then, this is a fictional book.

When he saw them he immediately stopped and

said, "Holla, people. How niceth 'tis to see thee!

thee knoweth, i am thinking of mine own next play,

but i canst't bethink what it shouldst be about."

Since neither could understand it, and Joe knew

a bit about Shakespeare, he said, "Uh, Romeo

and Juliet?" Shakespeare seemed to like that,

because he said, Hmm... Romeo and Juliet, thee

say? what about?" "About two people dying at

the end." Suggested Bob. Shakespeare seemed

to like THAT, too. "Well! sounds enteresting

enough, eh, John Heminges?" "yes,

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sound plentie enteresting." his friend replied. "I

shall look ento it! thank thee, kind sirs! bye-bye!

" Shakespeare told them. Bob and Joe walked

away. "Well, THAT was an interesting

encounter." said Bob to Joe. "Do you think we'll

EVER understand him?" "No. I think

not." They both laughed, even though neither

knew why.

BWAHAH

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CHAPTER TEN: THE ZOO

Bob and Joe started walking around some more,

and they came to an old-timey zoo.

they went in. They met the zoo-keeper, who

introduced them to all thee animals. Of course,

neither could understand any of it. "This hither

is an elephant. Elephants art well-known for

their largeth ears and tusks." he said, "This is a

porcupine, well known for their spikes. As most

people knoweth, the word 'porcupine' means

'quill pig' in Latin. Whilst porcupines hast

shrewd spikes on their backs, (insert enteresting

fact hither)."

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As the guy was speaking, finding it hard to

concentrate if the person was speaking in an

indecipherable language, Joe found a strange

pebble. He put it in his pocket to show Bob

later. "...As a sloth is verie slow, 'tis hard to get

around, thee must knoweth." the guy was saying.

Joe found it very hard to concentrate.

Meanwhile, Bob was enjoying himself. He had

brought along his emergency Early-Modern

English to Modern Translator, and was

understanding everything the guy said through

his translator. Joe also had one, but it was back

at home. Joe wished he had brought it. He was

not happy.

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CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE WILD HOGS

When they left the zoo, Bob spotted a forest trail

and both decided it would be nice and relaxing.

They couldn't read the sign, so they didn't know

how many miles it was. Did that stop them? No.

They started right for it, anxious to get relaxed.

They should have known they were walking

strait into another adventure...

It proved to be a long trail. They had gone

exactly 09.8 miles when a huge adventure started

up. And they didn't even know it at the time.

Seven things came out of the forest and rushed

strait to the travelers! When they were closer,

Bob could see that they were wild boars.

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Joe was scared, but Bob knew just what to do.

he CHARGED straight at the first boar, and

pounced! The boar gave a ShRiEk of terror, and

ran away! After doing that to two more boars,

the rest gave squeals, and ran after. Bob was

proud.

Joe didn't want to admit that he totally squealed

when the boars came. But when Bob threatened

to upload a video he caught, Joe finally

admitted. Although he kind of regretted

bringing Bob on this trip... That's when he

remembered. "I've got to find that recipe!" he

shouted, darting off into the woods. He came

back three hours later, and said "Now, exactly

where is the recipe again?"he asked.

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CHAPTER TWELVE: BOB'S DIARY

To the reader: Attached are pages of Bob's diary

just after the run-in with the bores:

SATURDAY, MARCH 21

5:30 PM

Dear diary:

After running into the boars, and

saving Joe, I felt proud. (And I was

totally kidding about uploading that

video. There wasn't YouTube in the

1600's!) But anyway, I was so proud

that I decided to treat myself to go

out to eat! Of course, there are only

so many places you can go when you're

in the middle of a deserted forest, so

me and Joe ended up in a large-ish

squirrel hole in a tree, feeding on nuts.

But hey, it was better than nothing, so

we took it.

This is Bob, signing out

for the day.

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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: JOE'S JOURNAL

The following is Joe's diar-er, I mean journal.

SATURDAY , MARCH 21

Hi, this is Joe and this is my journal. It is

NOT a diary. After Bob saving me from

savage wild boars and all, I'm fond of him. I

mean, I would be dead now if it wasn't for

him. Here, i'll even include an illustration:

I would say

that i'm a

pretty

decent

friend, and

Bob might

agree. But

i've done a

list of

things I'm

ashamed of

in my

time...

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Here, I'll even include them here:

1. Stealing Bob's Food

Sometimes I steal Bob's food. I

know it's strange, but It's actually my

favorite dish. Whoever makes the Swiney's®

Y umY um™ Cow Food does a good job. Yeah, I

know, you're thinking "Y uk Y uk Y uk, this

guy's an idiot!" But really, I'm not. I just

like cow food.

2. Stealing Bob

T his is probably even weirder, but

sometimes I steal Bob. Come on, I just really

need the answers to that math question.

3. THIS SPACE LEFT INTENTIONALL Y

BLANK.

I don't really have a number three, so let's

just say, well, okay: sometimes I steal pies

out of the neighbors windows.

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CHAPTER FOURTEEN: A (NOT) QUIET

WALK IN THE WOODS

When Joe asked the last question, Bob didn't

know. They consulted the map, and found a

note saying that if you're ever lost in time, you

should squeal. Suddenly, Bob realized that Joe

has squealed, and very loud, too. He borrowed

Joe's smartphone, and saw that it had service!

They were in the 1600s no more! Both were

happy and frolicked away.

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They decided to go for a walk in the woods,

even though they just did that 400 years ago.

But they did it anyway, and Joe was glad that

they did! Bob, however, was not so lucky.

It was quiet. Nothing was bothering them, and

they both liked that. Suddenly, the "Greasetime

Is the Best" song started playing from nowhere!

Bob had always hated that jingle, but Joe loved

it. He hummed along. The jingle went

something like this:

Chorus: Greeeeeese time is the best, oh

yeah!

Greasetime is the best, ohyeah!

yougottahave

Greasetime, it's world record foodyeah!

Yougottahavetheworldrecordfood -

yeah!

Chorus: Greeeeeeese time is the best,

oh yeah!

Yougottahavegreasetime, IT IS THE

BEST! Yeah....

As said, Bob hated the GreaseTime jingle, and

always wondered why it was recommended to

him on YouTube.

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Joe was dancing around happily, but

Bob was just trying to keep from

exploding. At one point, he couldn't

hold it any longer, and EXPLODED!

BOOM! All the other people in the

forest stared at him and Joe. "Um..

hi?" was all Bob could get out. It

was dead quiet. At least that

annoying jingle stopped, thought

Bob right as Joe noticed the crowd

staring at them and quickly stuffed

his pink tutu back into his pocket.

Bob ran away and Joe tagged along.

M..

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CHAPTER FIFTEEN: LOOK OUT!

Once Bob had un-exploded himself (hey, it's a

comic book), Joe realized that the whole point

of the quest was to find the Perfect Pancake.

They went asking around, and finally met one

guy who said, "I heard from a guy who heard

from a guy who heard from a guy who heard

that the Recipe lives in these mountains."

Joe thanked the guy for his help, and he and

Bob started off in the direction that the man had

pointed in. When they got to the foot of the

mountain, they realized it was a lot taller then

they had thought. The guy had said that it was

(approximately) 13,803 feet. But they started to

climb. Halfway up,, Joe shouted to Bob, who

was a couple yards behind him, "LOOK OUT!"

It sounded drowed out because at that moment

a huge boulder came tumbling down and took

Joe w ith it!

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Somehow, Joe was

not hurt when he

almost fell to his

death. He landed at

the foot of the

mountain on bouncy

pads hidden under

grass because so

many people have also

fallen. Attached is

part of Bob's diary:

Tuesday, March 31

Joe fell off of a

mountain today.

Luckily, he was not

hurt. But when it

happened, I was

scared to death! Of

course, I'm never

going to admit that.

This is Bob, signing

off.

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CHAPTER SIXTEEN: FINDING THE

RECIPE?

When Joe FINALLY got on top of the

mountain, Bob was there and had been for

approximately 02:45:28.57 (two hours, forty-

five minutes, and twenty-eight point fifty-seven

seconds) They both started looking around. And

what did they see? A stone tablet with what

looked like writing carved on it! Joe rushed over

and quickly grabbed the tablet. Quick enough,

he thought, that he would be out of reach of

lions, tigers, and bears, oh my. He grabbed Bob,

and ran right off the edge of the mountain! Both

landed unhurt on the bouncy pads. Only then

did Joe take time to look at the stone tablet. And

when he did, this is what he saw:

Joe

groaned.

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T ake a moment and take a break from

all this action. Go read some of the

Bob The Cow daily strips or

something. But come back soon.

Y ou're back? Good, now we can

continue the story...

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A Bob

The Cow

Strip

NATHAN

GREW AY

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CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: BOB & CO

While neither Bob nor Joe knew where the

recipe was, Bob decided to start a company so

that they could get enough money to pay for a

really expensive scientist-like guy to find out

where the recipe was. Joe resented to the

name, but Bob really liked it. Their company

was called Bob and Co, Publishing. They

would publish things like video games. Bob

set to work designing their shipping boxes.

They looked a little like this:

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: BOB & CO

While neither Bob nor Joe knew where the

recipe was, Bob decided to start a company so

that they could get enough money to pay for a

really expensive scientist-like guy to find out

where the recipe was. Joe resented the name, but

Bob really liked it. Their company was called

Bob and Co, Publishing. They would publish

things like video games. Bob set to work

designing their shipping boxes. They looked a

little like this:

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It was called "New Super Mario Bros. 2", but

Bob, president of Bob & Co, Publishing, made

a few changes. So somehow it became "Old

Super Bob Bros. 2". They published the game

the following day and got 10 billion sales in

the first ten minutes. It was a hit! They

followed up with:

They waited around a lot, and finally someone

wanted to publish their game through Bob &

Co. It was a 4DS game, (a console Bob made

up) which looked like this:

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And:

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Since those were gigantic hits, they published a

game they made themselves! It was called

and it got 10 million sales in the first second!

They now had enough money, but decided to

keep going. Their next game was one that Bob

didn't agree with but Joe did. It was called, 'Joe:

The Life of an Awesome Guy'. Luckily for Bob,

the case art was copyrighted and can not be

reprinted here.

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CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: THE PROFESSOR

Once they got enough money (mostly from

"Drink Bred: THE GAME) they decided to

pour it all in to go to the famous professor

guy who could tell them where the Perfect

Pancake recipe was. On the following

Tuesday, they went. The professor granted

them complete access to his office once they

bought $20,000,000 tickets. The professor

(whose name was Prof. Reynolds) sat them

down to talk. At first they talked about

normal things, like life, but in the middle of it

all Joe felt drowsey. Bob did too, and they fell

asleep in their chairs with out warning. "

Ahahaha! The sleeping gas has

done it!" Prof. Reynolds

shouted, taking off his

mask that had the bottom

part of a face printed on

it. WHAT WILL

HAPPEN NEXT???

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CHAPTER NINETEEN: WHAT HAPPENED

Prof. Reynolds was actually an EVIL

SCIENTIST! Bob and Joe were out cold. The

professor laughed a wicked menacing laugh and

went out of the room returning minutes later

with a sinister device: A DISINTEGRA TER!

One of the very simple handheld devices, The

Disintegrater (Made By Nosy & Hogs Inc.)

would disintegrate anything into a heap of

ashes! The professor loaded it... aimed... and

suddenly the professors walrus dashed into the

room and threw itself out to protect Bob & Joe

right as the professor fired! "Welp, that's the end

of that." sighed the professor. He moved his

walrus out of the way and aimed... and FIRED!

Only, The Disintegrater didn't fire! Professor

Reynolds realized it wasn't loaded. While

searching around for disintegrate-ets (the kind

of bullets The Disintegrater used) Bob woke up.

His cow senses had warned him of danger.

while the professors back was turned, Bob

grabbed Joe and leaped out the window! Prof.

Reynolds didn't realize until they had landed

(they were only on the second floor) and ran a

block away.

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CHAPTER TWENTY: COW SMARTS

By this time, Joe was awake and Bob had told

him of what happened, and how he woke up

and, with his cow sense, got Joe out quick. Bob

was always talking about his cow smarts. He

said he had lots of different kinds. In fact, Joe

wrote a short pamphlet on this, which he

published as "A Cow and His Cow Smarts: How

I Live with Bob". Take a look:

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(his pamphlet sold well.)

Anyway, Bob was bragging so much about

his "cow smarts" that Joe had had enough.

He took Bob, and put him in the sewer for

the rest of the day.

Bob was

mad, and put

Joe in the

sewer the

very next

day. Joe

didn't like it

either.

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CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: THE FACTS

Joe and Bob had, in this entire book, not

realized the facts and were, as usual, just going

wherever and goofing off. It was not until the

time that Bob was digging through his pack

and found a pamphlet the Queen of England

had written and given to them. It stated all the

facts of the case:

Bob shall now write

and explain the facts

of the Perfect

Pancake.

FACT #1

Since i've now

realized the

facts,

i'll explain them to you: Fact #1: the

queen wants pancakes. Fact #2: queen

person III wants pancakes. Fact #3: the

queen of England wants pancakes.

These were all of the facts in the

book, except for Fact #4: get the

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pancakes or else.

As you may have imagined, the four "facts"

didn't really give them a lead. But they were

determined to succeed and to not give up.

They decided to keep looking for the recipe,

and on one tough day of looking that was hot

and humid, they found something interesting.

"How convenient." groaned Joe.

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CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: MOUNTAIN #2

As this was the second mountain that Bob and

Joe had had to climb on The Quest, neither were

very excited for it. Hovever, they did, and it

proved not to be as tall as the first one. Their

only problem was it was 6n 567x574=4556789

times harder to climb than the other one. TWO

SECONDS after they had started, they started

back down. But before they reached the ground,

Bob started back up. He knew that they needed

that recipe, and he somehow got to the top.

There he found a note:

Congrats! Your next

scavenger hunt note is

there. Where is there?

It's in your hair.

Wondering about that, Bob reached into his

hair, and found another sticky note.

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Congrats, you found

this note! Next, you'll

find a wandering goat.

Bob looked

around and found

a goat wandering

around with a

sticky note

sticking to him.

He ran over.

Congrats, congrats, the

recipe! You'll find your

next note up in the

treeeeeee!

Looking around,

Bob saw a tree. He

saw a note up

high, and climbed

to get it.

Your recipe is in the

dust. Or maybe the

brush, or it'll grow a

tusk!

Bob looked again,

but saw no dust.

Though he saw

some brush! It

was by the other

end of the small

mountain.

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Bob went to look, and sure enough, with a

plastic tusk taped on to it, was the recipe for the

Perfect Pancake! In big bold carved letters

written on a large stone tablet, had the very

recipe that they had been seeking for the past

month! He fell down the mountain to tell Joe.

When Bob reached the bottom, he told Joe all

about the notes and finding the recipe. At the

end, Joe said, "But where's the recipe?" Bob

had left it on the mountain and had to retrieve

it. When Joe got it, he jumped in his cart with

Bob and the recipe and started for home! At

least, he tried to. It was a shopping cart, not a

golf cart or go cart. Joe quickly traded it for a

go cart with a person that didn't know the

difference and they were off! They

zooooooooomed back through all their

adventures along the way: meeting William

Shakespeare, starting Bob & Co, the first

mountain, the crazy Professor Reynolds, and

everything and everyone else. As they pulled up

to the Queen's palace, her maid came out to

greet them.

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BEFORE WE CONTINUE, ENJOY A

SCRAPBOOK OF THEIR ADVENTURES!

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CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: THE ENDING

The Queens maid came out to greet them and

immediately took the recipe to the kitchen to

whip up a batch of Perfect Pancakes, as she

later called them. Bob and Joe went into the

Queen's Room to congratulate her on being able

to eat Perfect Pancakes, but as soon as they got

the door open, they were whisked back by a

gust of wind,

back to America, back to their house. Bob and

Joe were at home with the familliar walls of

their house all around t hem.

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Bob sighed. Joe sighed. It seemed like only a

dream, but they knew it was real. "(sigh...)

Home sweet home" sighed Joe. "Yes," replied

Bob, happy, "now let's go get a pizza!"

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THE

END

LOOK OUT FOR MORE BOB THE

COW BOOKS, COMING SOON!

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ENJOY MORE OF THESE WACKY GAME CASES!

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Bob The Cow: The Quest for the Perfect Pancake

Nathan Greway is the creator of Bob The Cow. Learn more at

https://bobthecow.us

form or by any electronic or mechanical means including storage

and retrieval systems without permission in writing from Nathan

Greway.

All characters, names, and places in this book are either fictional,

or used fictionally.

Printed in United States of America

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